Patrick George Hates Two Tone Cars

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/10/2014 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2014 at 21:58

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Hmmmm, Something's Fucky. Must have been at the request of the lady friend.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2014 at 21:58

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro
11/10/2014 at 22:03

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Those wheels are atrocious


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2014 at 22:08

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Technically speaking that's a Tri-Tone, possibly a Quad if you count the Chrome.

He's gotta look funny getting out of that little buggy.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
11/10/2014 at 22:15

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You are not helping.


Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2014 at 22:16

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Idk I'd swing them with orange spokes.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick George > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2014 at 22:21

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BRO IT'S IN THE STORY:

So what cars do look with two-tone paint jobs, you ask? In the interest of full disclosure, I drive a blue Mini Cooper S with a white top. I also think it looks better when the body matches the roof, but I don't mind it because it's kind of a subtle accent with historic roots.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Patrick George
11/10/2014 at 22:24

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I know, just giving you shit.


Kinja'd!!! cream wobbly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/11/2014 at 13:52

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It's blue. Solid blue. Where's the two-tone?

The roof is white. The pillars and the 80s plastic cladding are black. The trim is chrome-plated plastic. The wheels are silver. But there is no two-tone work on this car.

Now, add some racing stripes to the bonnet in the traditional chassis colour of your choice, and you'll have an argument against his. But that Mini is not a two-tone car.